Kill Them with Kindness Patch – Funny Retro Housewife Iron-On Patch in Purple, Ready to Ship

Dark humor meets vintage vibes with this sarcastic embroidered patch featuring a 1950s housewife and the line: “If you can’t kill them with kindness, just try poison.” Stitched in bold black on a soft lavender background, this patch delivers just the right mix of kitsch and killer wit. Iron it on to your favorite jacket, tote, or hat when you want your passive aggression to sparkle. Designed and stitched in my Kansas City home studio, this patch is ready to ship and stir the pot.

Hand made in Kansas City.